Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Friday, September 30, 2011

If I were a tag

Some of the things I like I don’t know why, I just like them. So upon request of my dear friend, here I got with ‘If I were…’

If I were a color, I'd choose to be BLACK (concealing, mysterious )

If I were a liquid, I'd choose to be WATER (the necessity of life)

If I were a time, I'd choose to be MOMENTS OF HAPPINESS (No-reason)

If I were a cellphone, I'd choose to be VIBRATOR (Silently doing its job )

If I were a voice, I'd choose to be THE PIANO COVER OF SUNBURN (Performed by Matt – Muse)

If I were a bird, I'd choose to be PENGUIN

If I were an emotion, I'd choose to be LOVE (no-reason: P)

If I were music, I'd choose to be CHIPPERING OF MORNING BIRDS

If I were a smile, I'd choose be SMILE OF KID

If I were water, I'd choose to be WATERFALL (I just love them, without any reasons :P)

If I were an investor, I'd choose to be investing in OIL

If I were a stock, I'd choose to be OIL

If I were a flower, I'd choose to be ROSE

If I were a time of day, i'd choose to be NIGHT (The time when moon comes out)

If I were an artist, I'd choose to be HACKER (Hacking is an art)

If I were a subject, I'd choose to be HISTORY (Always curious )

If I were life, I'd choose to be ONLY CHILDHOOD

If I were to go missing from this world, i'd choose to be GREED

If I were luck, I'd choose to be KNOCKING THE DOOR MORE THAN ONCE (Got it?)

If I were a memory, i'd choose to be TIME SPEND WITH FAMILY

Friday, July 15, 2011

Stench And Scent

Typical work day ended with the usual workout at aerobics. In hurry of reaching home, I did not notice the dude sitting in the auto (Share auto, where we pay per head). Only when he turned his face other side, I remembered about the workout(Sometimes ignorance makes better impression than attention). I was sweating like pig, and could have been smelling like dead fish. So hot dude was trying to ignore the stench or whatever, who cares. Then a blow of wind filled my side of auto with his scent, it was so awesome that made me look at his face, but darkness won :(. Now and then his pleasant smell was filling my side of auto, and you can guess for the his side. I don’t remember his face but that scent is still in my head, and with all my luck he might remember mine :(.

Lesson learned: After workout, never delay the shower till home!